What are some of your favorite hip hop lyrics?

Got access to tear gas, bombs and rocket launchers,

And mad problems, worshipping gangstas and bank robbers, watching Scarface, startin’ fights at rap concerts,

I sell guns, my whole Clan is on the run like Natural Born Killers,

Republicans, why do you support Kamala Harris over Donald Trump?

Picking up the pieces of a life shattered,

I spit like Muhammad to Moses,

Tappin' inside my rap vein causes blizzards,

It is common sense that Joe Biden is ruining America and is unfit to be president, but why are the liberals still supporting him when Trump is obviously a much better fit for office?

“…Sammy eagerly rode up on him, toxic off the turkey with the joint on him, Flower look his man stood up before him, The bitches hit the table, Jakeem stripped off his cables, Shots went off, Sam'd get a chance to make his debut, Flower grabbed Tiff his man with the sideburns, hat fell off, We noticed wig worms, he hid behind Rich, C-Allah hit the light switch, young girls were trampled in the men's room, Pool pistol whipped Mase and broke the handle, Desperate- crawlin to the door on all fours, Sham kicked the jukebox the theme song rode in was "It's Yours", Oh my goodness, Waz grabbed the Mo bottle thrashin’, He layin like a gay model shoutin’ out Sebastian, He smiled with his teeth missin, beggin’ for mercy ‘No more god, there’s 68 thousand down at pier three’, Out came the cannon, whistled out zaggin', Sham snatched his flag four big rocks enter the dragon, It's over, another story told, Lyin’ with the snakes, tongue kissin’ cobras, Yo let me tell you how the game go, We gettin rid of all the prostitutes, Tony want the streets back for sure! Too many hustlers, too many thieves, We're fuckin’ up who's willing to fight and teach the seeds? Too much TV, guns and robberies, Lust and greed and hate the four devils- jealousy”

I got beans, rice, and bread on my shelf,

My career's based on guns throwin' cats in wheelchairs,

My wife found I had been on Pornhub. She considers this adultery and wants a divorce. She hasn't touched me in over 6 years. What should I do?

Now it's time, I've got to do somethin’,

Ganja smokin', thoughts in constant motion, my mind is ferocious

Reveal alien tribal culture,

Why do American conservatives say that America is a constitutional republic and not a democracy? Would it not make sense to call America a constitutional republican democracy?

a bugged out dude, a loose cannon,

Three months later we run our own caper,

Record-breakin' the album Thriller,

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I'll see you when I get there,

I look for work I get dissed like a jerk,

If I don't love myself how the fuck I'm gonna love you?

What topics are okay with you in comics and what topics should be totally off the table?

The thugs love us, rap for the gunslingers and drug hustlers”

Laser weapons and ecstasy

I hope that there's a heaven even though I know I'll prolly burn in hell

How would you feel about your husband allowing a mutual friend to see you naked and exposed to show off your pussy?

Paradox, paranormal paratrooper paralize you with the Luger

Soldier with the gas-mask

Me and my peeps is all trife

What melts your heart every time without fail?

I pray that my sanity grab me, and ground me,

“You as an amateur, is outspoken, I'm lookin at your face you seem to be hopin that I, might stutter, stop, or just mess up, but everything's live that's why I don't dress up, Blastmaster KRS a synonym for fresh, I'm the teacher of the class, I do not pass no test, got DJ Scott LaRock by my side, not in back of me cause we make up the Boogie Down Production crew faculty”

Let my peeps in, n*ggas gaspin', swallowin' aspirins,

Why do atheists want to see God so badly?

“Broken dreams and broken homes, we always had issues

Little ghetto children run up on you, wanna touch you

With a dosage, you overdosed in rap,

What's your favorite stupid joke?

would I appreciate my grandmother raising me if she had never passed away?

My concept confessed to murder in penitentiaries

Big Ghost steps off laughin', ha”

How do we write and pronounce "it's my pleasure" in Italian?

Go against the Ill Bill and Non Phixion will crush you, bust you, leave you with a tube in your throat to suck through

In my future we use Magnums, bombs and explosions

Until we realized how to get the real money;

I spit for gangstas and maniacs that defy prognosis,

Would you appreciate the sunlight without the darkness?

Gangbangers that spit slang

Fuck yeah, my crew down German beers,

This is for the streets, I could give a fuck what you like

“Now as an outcast I was born, wasn't warned of the harm, That would come to meet me like Met Life, but yet life done sent me through a lot of ups and downs like it ain't nothin’, Like elevators but I ain't the one that's pushin' the buttons, I got off at the 13th floor, when they told me that it wasn't one, they said it skipped from 12 to 14, Still smoking, still drinking, no I'm sittin' on the Lincoln 4 A.M. thinking that in reality the world is like a ball full of playas, We trapped off in this maze, with walls made of layers”

Now there's steak with the beans and rice,

Now bust the combustion Big Bang,

If it ain't

My sister's cute but she got no gear,

I'm in a bad place; who do I trust?

Genetic functions; were we made in a laboratory or God’s construction?

Village niggas get slapped in Manhattan for rappin',

Be the truth, not that King James version they teach in schools,

Dr tenenbaum, a small guy with a big nose

Everyday I see my mother strugglin',

It’s funny how the money make the whole world love you

“I brought my bitch out to Pathmark, she's pushin' the cart, Headed to aisle four, damn I got milk on my Clarks, That's what I get, not focusin' from hittin' that bark, My mouth dry, need plenty water quick, I feel like a shark, In the aisle bustin' them paper towels and wipin' my Wallies down, I stood up to face a barrel, he's holdin' a shiny pound, It's him, he want revenge, I murdered his Uncle Tim, I sold him a bag of dope, his wife came and copped again, That bitch is crazy and uh, she brought her baby, She knew I had the murders a smack, It killed her man though, now I got his fuckin' nephew grippin' his gat, You's a bitch, you better kill me, you know you're booty, You pulled your toolie out on me, motherfucker, First thought was to snatch the ratchet, Said fuck it and fuckin' grabbed it, I ducked, he bucked twice, this nigga was fuckin laughin', I wrestled him to the ground, tussled, scuffled, constantly kicked him, He wouldn't let go the joint, so I fuckin' bit him, Shots was whizzin' hittin' Clorex bottles, Customers screamin', then the faggot ran out of hollows, I had to show him what it's all about, Next day we readin’ the paper: A man who came to kill gets knocked out”

The future of treachery: The Twenty-first century

Suicidal thoughts, I think that I've become obsessed with death

Non Phixion, drug-music, make you jump in a fight

My moms go to work cold bustin' her ass,

He gives me two hundred for a quick delivery,

Dead astronauts, pyramids

With one and a half pair of pants you ain't cool,

Why I'm so fucked up only my shrink knows

I got three pairs of pants so with my brother I share,

If rap was crack, fully packed, I'd be tall caps,

Breaking you to suicidal tendencies

Beretta shots splatter your goose, scatter your feathers,

Whatever, hot hard-heads get shattered like mirrors,

“Exploding space shuttle, eyes on his face

Weed in blunts then it's dust in my pipe

Sniffin’ so much blow you don't know if you can trust you

I made this album to reveal my inner thoughts and discuss truth,

I think that I'm about to go AWOL and lose my shit,

“late night I'm on a first class flight, The only brother in sight, the flight attendant catch fright! I sit down in my seat; 2C, She approach officially talking 'bout, ‘Excuse me’, Her lips curl up into a tight space, cause she don't believe that I'm in the right place, showed her my boarding pass, and then she sorta gasped, all embarrassed; put an extra lime on my water glass, an hour later here she come by walkin’ past; ‘I hate to be a pest but my son would love your autograph'”

Your entrepreneur, pens and gear like Shakespeare,

Taxin' kingpin of the rap drug traffickin',

No smile is genuine or real,

But there's no dollars for nothin else,

I'll work it out myself, it's my problem, I'll solve it

I find myself losin’ faith in every thing and every person that I hold dear,

I put you to sleep, now you just a cousin of life

So there in school, see I'm made a fool,

Gorillas injected with strength for eighty midgets,

We ain't stickin your moms then we fuckin’ your wife

What does life mean without death?

“The very next day while I'm off to class,

Jealous cats hate you, dime bitches want you

“Two women love me, one gave birth to me, nurtured me,

Steal money, kidnap money, kill money,

Slit throats, spit quotes, expensive like mink coats

The other one don't understand me,

My family's happy, everything is new, Now tell me what the fuck am I supposed to do?”

Et cetera, damage any lame-ass competitor,

It's Ill Bill; my reality's my psychosis”

I never knew my life mattered”

Even my freestyles could fuck up any shit that you write”

My sister's gear now has sex appeal,

I'm like the 70's where everybody sniff coke

I seen it all in my short life

Mothership alien sorceress

And I know it's fucked up, but yo I'm trying hard so get the fuck out my face

“Money's flowin’, everything is fine, got myself a uzi and my brother a nine, business is boomin’ everything is cool, I pull about a G a week; fuck school”

I do it once, I do it twice,

Movin objects mentally

Flew my family overseas, I'm maxin',

Know your enemies

- I live there, it couldn't get much worse I guess,

The wildlife that kills for ice trife like by the digits,

We truck jewels, these dust brothers fuck mothers

As reality slips away I'm startin to lose my grip,

So many things I never had the chance to say when she was here,

My mother's nervous but she knows the deal,

“Yo, you fourteen karat gold slum computer wizard,

“I shoot rocket launchers ridin’ on dinosaurs,

Got the IRS lookin’ at you, wanna fuck you

My brother's my partner and we're gettin' paper,

I don't trust myself, how the fuck I'm gonna trust you?

Jesus knew, he was thugged out too,

Ecstasy react to what the cocaine and the dust do

The Earth spins ruins, rap exotic blends,

Slugs in my gun then it's blood on my knife

So here comes Rob, his gold is shimmery,

I do odd jobs and come home like a slob,

Flying saucers meet the Bible's author,

Who designed our DNA structure?

Who try to front, get broken in fast like leathers,

If it ain't

High explosives, my posters hypnotize with hypnosis,

When I fuck I grab hair, collect drawers as souvenirs,

Flow like dough, Killa Beez is what I sponsor,

Say never poetry chumps crumbs deal with graphic,

Sometimes she wanna murder me, sometimes she wanna marry me,